Blowjobs Quotes

19 Blowjobs quotes by 10 unique authors

At a wedding last week, my wife said: 'Isn't the bride beautiful ?' When I responded by saying, 'Yeah, but her blowjobs aren't half as… — David Henry
I used to be an atheist, until I realized I had nothing to shout during blowjobs. Oh Random Chance! Oh Random Chance! just doesn't cut… — Robert Anton Wilson
Women who work for escort agencies that assign them out to prostitution dates at sushi restaurants know how to eat with chopsticks, and beyond that… — Julie Klausner
This is the sixty-nine," I told him, presenting the magazine in front of him. I put my fingers -- two of them -- on the… — Jonathan Safran Foer
If your girlfriend complains that she's tired of giving you blowjobs, just outsource the work to her sister. — Nikhil Saluja
Ladies: when your parents told you as a child don't spit honey, it's not lady like. Those same rules apply to blowjobs too. — Nikhil Saluja
Blowjobs not only feel great, they're also a great way to get your girl to shut the fuck up. — Nikhil Saluja
Blowjobs are the only jobs that haven't been affected by this shitty economy. — Green Monk
Blowjobs are the second best thing a woman can ever do with her mouth, the first best thing is shutting the fuck up. — Green Monk
Blowjobs are like flowers for men. — Megan Marie
When it comes to my wife and blowjobs, my dicks in the Witness Protection Program. 'Dick? I dont know nobody named Dick.' — Robert Schimmel
A female saying that she doesn't like attention is like a guy saying he doesn't like getting blowjobs. -Just Saying — Ephrem Hardin
The best inspirational songs talk about blowjobs and cupcakes (BOTDF) — Wes Campton
I hate when women say that all men want from them is sex, coz that's bullshit. We want you for blowjobs too. — Nikhil Saluja
Winning isn't everything. Getting blowjobs from women are. — Nikhil Saluja
To be honest with you, I don't like blowjobs... I fucking love them. — Nikhil Saluja
Boner goes up, bitches go down. - Newton's Law of Blowjobs — Nikhil Saluja
Blowjobs: Any girl can swallow but it takes a special kind of lady to gargle. — Nikhil Saluja
I'm no religious man but blowjobs are a great way for bad girls to pay for their sins. — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Blowjobs Quotes

10 authors contributed a total of 19 Blowjobs Quotes as follows: