Blond Quotes

167 Blond quotes by 133 unique authors

Escape plan #5: Open an alpaca ranch in Texas, one that requires all blond-haired, brown-eyed, brainy girls to wear sexy cowgirl outfits. — Richelle Mead
I saw this vision with a beautiful plastic bag in Kensington High Street, ... and then you didn't see the face because he had this… — Manolo Blahnik
In the early 1940s, as a young teenager, I was utterly appalled by the racist and jingoist hysteria of the anti-Japanese propaganda. The Germans were… — Noam Chomsky
When I was younger, I was very princessy. I always wanted to be blond-haired and blue-eyed. This was before Mulan, so I was very upset… — Grace Lin
On April 3, 2014, Jane Goodall turned 80. The iconic blond ponytail has gone gray, but the sparkle of intelligence, sly humor, and fierce dedication… — David Quammen
Obviously, when I first came to the land of blond-haired, blue-eyed surfer types, I was the sardonic, sarcastic, liquor-swilling, chain-smoking, dark-haired, dark-eyed guy from New… — Reid Scott
But the thing about bad guys is that they have the biggest bosomed blond, they have great clothes and cars, and get great death scenes. — Eric Roberts
Can you imagine - a blond Tarzan? — Johnny Weissmuller
Marilyn was a great actress, not a dumb blond bombshell. She was very smart, very astute and a good businesswoman. — Unknown Author
I walked into this industry blond with red lips, and I will leave this industry blond with red lips. Mark my words. — Rita Ora
This is when I dyed my hair blond. I miss my brown hair :/ — Taylor
You were dating that bleach-blond girl if I find her, I swear, I swear... I'll kill her, I'll kill her She stole my future, she… — Aliza
Meet my Wife aka FAVORITE prostitute(she's the one with the blond hair,you dipshit)You know how I know that you're my best whore? Because we hate… — Unknown Author
My blond hoe Kylie, I wuv her.! NuffSaid — Hannah Mairee
Adorable devil with blue eyes, blond hair, and dimples — Unknown Author
Hey girl will you stay for me??? Hey girl will you stay for me if I wrote a song everyday and sang it to you… — MrCountry
The dumb blonde stereotype only applies to girls. Blond guys aren't dumb, they are evil like in The Karate Kid or WWII. — Daniel Tosh
When I was a kid I had this funny blond hair and everyone called me 'Chick' because I looked like Tweety Bird. — Nicky Hilton
A blond in a red dress can do without introductions - but not without a bodyguard. — Unknown Author
You're not ethnic enough. You're not fat enough. You're not thin enough. You're not blond enough. You're not dark enough. You're not young enough. You're… — Nia Vardalos
You know, the blond guy plays the good guy and I play the bad part, the bad guys. Which is a lot of fun. Playing… — Matt Robinson
Kinda like the blond bob saget, ash can get nasty. Pass me a blunt and some captain, chilling with an ashley. — Asher Roth
It's the blind leading the blond, it's the cops collecting for cons. — Unknown Author
About to get a cut and dye ya know I gotta keep my blond ceaser fresh. — Amber Rose
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back. Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl. — Unknown Author

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