Blond Quotes

167 quotes by 133 authors

Hey girl will you stay for me??? Hey girl will you stay for me if I wrote a song everyday and sang it to you… — MrCountry
The dumb blonde stereotype only applies to girls. Blond guys aren't dumb, they are evil like in The Karate Kid or WWII. — Daniel Tosh
When I was a kid I had this funny blond hair and everyone called me 'Chick' because I looked like Tweety Bird. — Nicky Hilton
A blond in a red dress can do without introductions - but not without a bodyguard. — Unknown Author
You're not ethnic enough. You're not fat enough. You're not thin enough. You're not blond enough. You're not dark enough. You're not young enough. You're… — Nia Vardalos
You know, the blond guy plays the good guy and I play the bad part, the bad guys. Which is a lot of fun. Playing… — Matt Robinson
Kinda like the blond bob saget, ash can get nasty. Pass me a blunt and some captain, chilling with an ashley. — Asher Roth
It's the blind leading the blond, it's the cops collecting for cons. — Unknown Author
About to get a cut and dye ya know I gotta keep my blond ceaser fresh. — Amber Rose
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back. Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl. — Unknown Author
While I was girl of the year and superstar and all that crap, everything I did was really...motivated by psychological disturbance. But Id, Id make… — Edie Sedgwick
Judged a blond in stiletos last week. Boy do my feet hurt. never knew a mile was such a long walk. but hey, was worth… — Boaz Zippor
A blonde was at an ATM and another blond was behind her, the blond behind the ATM shouted to the one in front — MEE :D
Beauty by Anjanae and Dorien Mueck 2/1/12 Beauty is passion And in reality Its not about fashion Its about personality Your skin color doesnt matter… — Unknown Author
I liked surfers. I spent most of my time hanging out at the beach. If a guy had a body like a V, blond hair… — Michelle Pfeiffer
I think love is love. It makes me ask the question 'What is love?' Which brings us back to Howard Jones. My next role will… — Paul Rudd
I've gotten 'a blond Liv Tyler' a lot but I'd never gotten an 'Elisabeth Shue,' But I was happy to get the compliment. I'm not… — Gillian Jacobs
I swear I am the only actress around with fake brown hair and natural blond roots! Up until now, I've always played the blond ingenue… — Bethany Joy Galeotti
A blond come out of a public bathroom and says to the girl in line sorry I was blowing bubbles the next girl went in… — Unknown Author
Sometimes I ask, God, seriously, seriously, really...how, how, how did she not come out blond? — Unknown Author

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