Blond Quotes

167 quotes by 133 authors

I suffer from peroxide phobia. Every time I've gotten near a blond woman, something of mine has disappeared. Jobs, boyfriends... one time an angora sweater… — Rita Rudner
Son, you can't go around painting yourself black, you hear?" "Why not, Papa?" "Because they'll take you away." "Why?" "Because you shouldn't want to be… — Markus Zusak
It's like Brad Pitt for us. You might not like blond men with pretty features, but c'mon, it's Brad. You're not going to kick him… — Emily Giffin
I gazed around the room and my eyes stopped dead on a little boy standing in the corner. This was a particularly eerie doll. Life-sized… — Augusten Burroughs
During the First World War, I told her, Hitler had been a runner, delivering messages between the German trenches, and he was disgusted by seeing… — Chuck Palahniuk
Iâ€™d only met him once, at the mall. He was tall, with a big floppy shock of blond hair he was always getting out of… — Sarah Dessen
The rest of my days I'm going to spend on the sea. And when I die, I'm going to die on the sea. You know… — Tennessee Williams
Jace shook his blond head in exasperation. "You had to make a crazy jail friend, didn't you? You couldn't just count ceiling tiles or tame… — Cassandra Clare
Alexandra was tall and blond, with a balcony you could do Shakespeare from. — Simon R. Green
Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eyeing us side by side in the mirror. Sure is, Girlfriend." Eric grinned at me. "But are… — Charlaine Harris
I smiled at the stacks, inhaling again. Hundreds of thousands of pages that had never been turned, waiting for me. The shelves were a warm,… — Maggie Stiefvater
Nancy, an attractive titian blond, grinned up at her friend. — Carolyn Keene
I wish he hadn't gone and cut his hair. He looks about eight years old. His ears have tripled in size. Everyone's started calling him… — Sonya Sones
I donâ€™t know how you do it. You arenâ€™t even blond. I mean, maybe a little, but mostly youâ€™re a brunette. I just donâ€™t see… — Richelle Mead
You know the legend. Stab them in the heart and theyâ€™ll die. (Ravyn) Call me Buffy. Iâ€™m even blond, but donâ€™t ask me to wear… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Jane was wearing a charcoal shift dress. The black dipped into a love V accented with a large black chiffon bow. A layer of delicate… — Lauren Conrad
Hey, do you know what you call a blond with a brain?" I asked, and the continued on the same breath, "a golden retriever." I've… — Stephenie Meyer
What does this Daimon look like? (Xedrix) Heâ€™s tall and blond. (Kyle) Well, that narrows it down to every Daimon here except Stryker. What would… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
So it is not an accident that the Nazi lads vent a particular fury against (Einstein). He does truly stand for what they most dislike,… — John Maynard Keynes
...he took a look at the blond girl's eyes and knew that he must not take part in the rigged game in which the ephemeral… — Milan Kundera

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