Blond Quotes

167 quotes by 145 authors

If you have a friend with a blond mustache, he wants to touch you. — Pete Holmes
Women, aren't they perfect? It doesn't matter if they're fat, skinny, blond, or blue. If a woman is willing to give you her love, Harvard,… — Joe Pesci
People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is,… — Jack Handey
Who is that blond child laughing as he runs after his colored marbles? [my marbles] It's me And who is the poet writing this poem?… — Pierre Albert-Birot
Fortunately, an extremely sexy, pixie-voiced blond named Ronnie Harran, who booked the Whisky, saw us...She had an ear for talent...the Whisky was finally a gig… — John Densmore
Umlaut snaps around and we cut to a blond apparition in her early twenties, clearly descended from Olympus by way of Hugh Hefner's mansion. — Woody Allen
The heat is searing and superb. The paddocks surrounding the town are bleached blond. The distant ring-barked gums, mile after mile, wriggle in the heat-waves,… — Hal Porter
I don't think peroxide-blond hair is a beneficial look for me. — Michael Fassbender
I went out for a film where they wanted seven brothers and one sister, so I was there for half a day while they were… — Archie Panjabi
It's fun to be blond, and it's almost difficult to remember how I used to look with my proper hair color. — Tom Felton
...at the bottom of all these noble races the beast of prey, the splendid blond beast, prowling about avidly in search of spoil and victory... — Friedrich Nietzsche
Believe me, blond hair can take you really far, especially with the older men. It can really distract from the face. I am convinced I… — Amy Poehler
I must say also that it's never worked to my disadvantage that I have long, blond hair. — Ann Beattie
I WANT to be a saint. I want to save souls by the millions. I want to do good far and wide. I want to… — Anne Rice
...there was a blond misty boy sitting beside me, and he looked at me, and I at him, and we were not strangers: our hands… — Truman Capote
As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They're the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell… — Adam Carolla
Voshak's hair, a pale blond braid, which he bleached, was his trademark. It made him memorable. That's how the slavers operated. They adopted costumes and… — Ilona Andrews
I may play the fool at times, but I'm more than just a pretty blond boy with an ass that won't quit. — Charles Macaulay
When you're not blond and thin, you come up with a personality real quick. — Kathy Najimy
The whole question of God and what God is, and whether it's a blond guy with a beard, I don't know... I don't know that.… — Anthony LaPaglia

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