Best Birthday Cake Quotes

39 Birthday Cake quotes by 37 unique authors

Death smells like birthday cake. — Maggie Stiefvater
The way to beat Luke," he said. "If I'm right, it's the only way you'll stand a chance." I took a deep breath. "Okay. I'm… — Rick Riordan
He was about to go home, about to return to the place where he had had a family. It was in Godric’s Hollow that, but… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
And dieting, I discovered, was another form of disordered eating, just as anorexia and bulimia similarly disrupt the natural order of eating. "Ordered" eating is… — Portia de Rossi
All her life she had wanted to squeeze the toothpaste really squeeze it,not just one little squirt...The paste coiled and swirled and mounded in the… — Beverly Cleary
You are everything that's ever been my favourite thing," she wanted to tell him. "You're my love song, my birthday cake, the sound of ocean… — Lisa Kleypas
I miss you, Eleanor. I want to be with you all the time. You’re the smartest girl I’ve ever met, and the funniest, and everything… — Rainbow Rowell
I saw the world I had walked since my birth and I understood how fragile it was, that the reality was a thin layer of… — Neil Gaiman
There was a table laid with jellies and trifles, with a party hat beside each place, and a birthday cake with seven candles on it… — Neil Gaiman
You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself. — Emaliebaby
Blowing out the candles on another birthday cake. — Danny Gokey
I hate when girls wear to much makeup, it looks like they smashed their face into a five year old girl's birthday cake. — Unknown Author
My Girlfriend Is Not Allowed To have candles on her birthday cake. Can't have her making a wish for a better nigga than me !! — Glen Rambharack
A wise man makes sure that his wif's birthday cake is short one candle. — Francis

Who Wrote These Birthday Cake Quotes

37 authors contributed a total of 39 Birthday Cake Quotes, led by these top contributors: