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• I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.
• A sigh is an amplifier for people who suffer in silence.
• Here's to all volunteers, those dedicated people who believe in all work and no pay.
• Live your life so that if someone says 'Be yourself' it's good advice.
• I'd like to say a few words about one of the most popular concepts in the modern education--show and tell. Show and…
• I understand the big food companies are developing a tearless onion. I think they can do it - after all, they've already…
• If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.
• THe world now has so many problems that if Moses had come down from Mount Sinai today, the two tablets he'd carry…
• The next time you feel like complaining, remember that your garbage disposal probably eats better than 30 percent of the people in…
• Successful salesman: someone who has found a cure for the common cold shoulder.
• I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
• Do you realize what would happen if Moses were alive today? He'd go up to Mount Sinai, come back with the Ten…

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