Big Fat Quotes

77 Big Fat quotes by 67 unique authors

I like L.A. It's like a mini break. For a writer, it's hilarious. Like the food. Where I come from, we eat chip sandwiches: white… — Helen Fielding
The beginning of my career was so brilliant. It wasn't until ten years later that I went, 'Oh, that was a big, fat fluke and,… — Sandra Oh
I want a big fat woman with meat shaking on her bones. — Chick Willis
Good enough is good enough. Perfect will make you a big fat mess every time. — Rebecca Wells
I ain't going to bump no more with no big fat woman. — Joe Tex
I tend to sing opera and showtunes in the shower. I don't know why, but when I get in the shower I turn into this… — Ester Dean
Software is usually accompanied by documentation in the form of big fat scary manuals that nobody ever reads. In fact, for the past five years… — Dave Barry
If you ain't got a fat woman, you're making a big mistake, because a big fat woman tastes as good as a T-bone steak. — Chick Willis
Save me, save me, save me from this squeeze. I got a big fat mama trying to break me. — Ray Davies
This big fat woman bumped me on the floor, she was rarin' to go, she was rarin' to go. Then she did a dip, I… — Joe Tex
When I lost my friends, it was because I had used the power of giving on them recklessly. I swept into their lives with my… — Elizabeth Gilbert
Virtue is not photogenic. What is it to be a nice guy? To be nothing, that's what. A big fat zero with a smile for… — Kirk Douglas
If you want to ask about my drug problem, go ask my big, fat, smart, ten pound daughter, she'll answer any questions you have about… — Courtney Love
When it comes to consumer electronics, I'm a big fat sucker, because even though I know you should never, ever buy anything until the second… — Susan Orlean
I'd taken a big fat crisis off my shoulders and loaded it all on Jesus, which seemed unfair in a way, but was exactly what… — David James Duncan
It was joy, joy, happy joy. Happy, happy joy. A big fat smiley sun rose above the rooftops and beamed down its blessings onto the… — Robert Rankin
All teenagers knew this was true. The process of growing up was nothing more than figuring out what doors hadn't yet been slammed in your… — Jodi Picoult
So what if Brian made me feel like fireworks were going off inside me. He could also make me feel like a big fat clod… — Catherine Gilbert Murdock
It comes with being sixteen," Mom said. "You teenagers, you go into a cocoon when you turn fifteen and don't come out for years." "So… — Neal Shusterman
(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them? — Victor Borge

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67 authors contributed a total of 77 Big Fat Quotes, led by these top contributors: