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• You just don't notice the time of your own metamorphosis. Until you do. Every once in a while time dissolves and you…
• I prefer to record all traumas and save them for later, playing them over and over so they can haunt me for…
• As we grow up, it feels like you should either invite people into your life or not. There should be fewer and…
• I spent a lot of time waiting for things to happen to me, which is more or less as pathetic as it…
• A lot of people are lonely. A lot of people are lonely even when they're surrounded by other people.
• It's remarkable the logic we'll build around a misapprehension.
• I thought I'd had another few decades before my noise complaint years.
• We are only as good as our most extreme experiences
• As most doctors will tell you, cleansing is ridiculous. You know what's been around longer than that state-of-the-art juicer? Your kidneys. And…
• Are there moments when I see unrequited crushes or ex-boyfriends slow dancing with their dates and kind of want to stab myself…
• You feel like telling him you're not single in the way that he thinks you're single. After all, you have yourself. I…
• Sometimes in New York, you're walking down the street and you realize there's a girl walking in front of you whose thighs…

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