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• If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher.
• Edward, Edward," he said with a patronising smile, "there are no unanswered questions of any relevance. Every question that we need to…
• [from the television show,"Evade the Question Time"]At the end of the first round, I will award three points to Mr. Kaine for…
• People don't change just because you know more about them.
• Writing is not something you can do or you can't. It's not even something that 'other people do' or 'for smart people…
• Writing needs to be practiced; there is a limit to how much can be gleaned from a teacher or a manual. The…
• Writing is a subtle art that is reached mostly by self-discovery and experimentation.
• Love is a wonderful thing, my dear, but it leaves you wide open for blackmail.
• We're in a psuedoscientific technobabble.
• So my humor, I'd say, comes from a mixture of lowbrow comedy shows and highbrow theater. It's an interesting mix.
• I still feel threatened by academics, but my books have a lot of academic in-jokes and everybody assumes I went to university…
• Growth purely for its own sake is the philosophy of cancer.

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