Best Comedic Quotes by Jason Bateman

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Jason Bateman has 44 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• I love a massage. I'd go every day if I could. I don't need to be wrapped in herbs like a salmon…
• Tony Hale is a devout Christian and is a complete retard when it comes to swearing. The script called for him to…
• Acting is just playing the violin in an orchestra. Directing is being the conductor.
• I just love doing sitcoms. I'd be in them till I was gray if they'd have me.
• By definition, gay is smart. I see plenty of macho heterosexual idiots, but nine times out of 10 you can have a…
• A straight factor is important in any comedy, because you need something to tee it up and also to ground it.
• My hobbies have varied over the years. There were a whole set of new ones before I got married. Now I spend…
• I play around with my Japanese Garden. Since Im half way to 70 today I need to start pruning trees and sharpening…
• I love a massage. I'd go every day if I could.
• People have often asked if I'm gay because I don't go out of my way to spit and scratch and give people…
• I was just a lot smarter about not getting caught. I mean, I never stuck anything in my arm, but I certainly…
• If people are going to complain about stereotyping, it's as likely to be Italian-Americans as gay people.

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