Jason Bateman Quotes

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• I love a massage. I'd go every day if I could. I don't need to be wrapped in herbs like a salmon fillet, but I…
• Tony Hale is a devout Christian and is a complete retard when it comes to swearing. The script called for him to swear for about…
• Acting is just playing the violin in an orchestra. Directing is being the conductor.
• I just love doing sitcoms. I'd be in them till I was gray if they'd have me.
• By definition, gay is smart. I see plenty of macho heterosexual idiots, but nine times out of 10 you can have a great conversation if…
• A straight factor is important in any comedy, because you need something to tee it up and also to ground it.
• My hobbies have varied over the years. There were a whole set of new ones before I got married. Now I spend as much time…
• I play around with my Japanese Garden. Since Im half way to 70 today I need to start pruning trees and sharpening plants like an…
• I love a massage. I'd go every day if I could.
• People have often asked if I'm gay because I don't go out of my way to spit and scratch and give people attitude.
• I was just a lot smarter about not getting caught. I mean, I never stuck anything in my arm, but I certainly enjoyed my youth.
• If people are going to complain about stereotyping, it's as likely to be Italian-Americans as gay people.
• Will Arnett is one of the funniest guys I know. He has seen it all and done it all and come out the other end…
• I don't have anything to fix! I don't smoke, I don't drink, and I don't eat carbs. My life is just great now. Normal. Vanilla.
• I'm in a little bit of a different situation, because working in the business that I do and living in the city that I live…
• And I've always loved commercials. I like working out how to organically weave a brand's message into the writing process. It's like an improv show,…
• Guys like Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn, Sacha Baron Cohen, they do things you love to watch. I like to do the other half.
• I became an adult before I had a kid, which I highly recommend. I just like to throw her around. She's a really good snuggler,…
• I don't worry about people misinterpreting my kindness for weakness.
• I have to warn you: I bet horses like a girl.

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