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- Some say that Cusk has no sense of humour, but expecting giggles from this writer would be akin to expecting sonnets from… — Julie Burchill
- My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he's lost it. The string came… — Bob Hope
- Everybody is afraid they won't have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him.… — Bob Hope
- Last night at Carnegie Hall, Jack Benny played Mendelssohn. Mendelssohn lost. — Harold C. Schonberg
- For all we know, at this very moment, somewhere far beyond all those distant stars, Benny Russell is dreaming of us. — Avery Brooks
- Since the advent of Benny Goodman, there have been too few clarinetists to fill the void that Goodman left. Ken Peplowski is… — Mel Torme
- When Jack Benny plays the violin, it sounds as though the strings are still in the cat. — Fred Allen
- Jack Benny was, without a doubt, the bravest comedian I have ever seen work. He wasn't afraid of silence. He would take… — Bob Newhart
- I could do John Wayne, Jack Benny, Jack Kennedy, Lyndon Johnson and entertain my friends. But I never seriously considered it as… — Phil Hartman
- My idol was Jack Benny and he was the master of subtlety and timing. — Don Knotts
- I was not influenced by Jack Benny, and people have remarked on my timing and Jack's timing, but I don't think you… — Bob Newhart
- Santa knows Physics: Of all colors, Red Light penetrates fog best. That's why Benny the Blue-nosed reindeer never got the gig. — Neil deGrasse Tyson