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308 Belt quotes by 272 unique authors

My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the… — Mitch Hedberg
Why slap them on the wrist with feather when you can belt them over the head with a sledgehammer. — Katharine Hepburn
I grew up in the Bible Belt and I made my own clothes and dyed my hair purple. Nobody ever knew what to do with… — Kesha
Wear a belt! It's an easy way to pull together your outfit. Just be sure to match it to your shoes. — Ashton Kutcher
Your shoes have to match your belt. That's rule number one for guys. You can't put the brown shoes with the black belt. Or a… — Ashton Kutcher
I have ten marathons under my belt, including four New York races and one Boston. — Harvey Mackay
It wasn't until I went to Korea out of high school and got exposed to the martial arts for the first time and was just… — Chuck Norris
Far as I can tell, I still have most of my hair, my gut is not hanging over my belt, and I still have all… — Sidney Poitier
I sure lost my musical direction in Hollywood. My songs were the same conveyer belt mass production, just like most of my movies were. — Elvis Presley
I'm very accepting with my age. It's like notches on your belt: experience, wisdom, and a different kind of beauty. There comes a day when… — Zoe Saldana
I took three years of karate because of Bruce Lee, you know. I was a green belt. — Marjane Satrapi
It's not what you spend but how you wear it that counts. The key is often to dress up inexpensive basics with accessories. Something like… — Chloe Sevigny
It's always good to get a smaller tournament under your belt so that by the time you get to the Slams, you have a lot… — Serena Williams
Whether it's watching a $4,000 laptop fall off the conveyor belt at airport security, contending with a software conflict that corrupted your file management system,… — Douglas Rushkoff
If you were mean to your parents, they'd give you a good belt in the gob and send you flying across the room. — Frank McCourt
I felt a strange tightness coming over me, and I reacted instinctively – for the first time in a long, long while – by slipping… — Hunter S. Thompson
Someone told me the delightful story of the crusader who put a chastity belt on his wife and gave the key to his best friend… — Anais Nin
The Middle Ages hangs over history's belt like a beer belly. It is too late now for aerobic dancing or cottage cheese lunches to reduce… — Tom Robbins
When I pointed to him his palms slipped slightly, leaving greasy sweat streaks on the wall, and he hooked his thumbs in his belt. A… — Harper Lee
So I got off the plane and I forget to take off my seat-belt and I’m dragging the plane through the terminal... The wings are… — Steven Wright
Life is trouble. Only death is not. To be alive is to undo your belt and *look* for trouble. — Nikos Kazantzakis
The future was with Fate. The present was our own. ~ The Poison Belt — Arthur Conan Doyle
When Josey woke up and saw the feathery frost on her windowpane, she smiled. Finally, it was cold enough to wear long coats and tights.… — Sarah Addison Allen
I just didn't want her to get hurt. I thought she was going to be. But everyone gets their share, don't they? Sure. Pow, in… — Stephen King
When forced to leave my house for an extended period of time, I take my typewriter with me, and together we endure the wretchedness of… — David Sedaris

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