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• Middle age: when you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.
• I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
• You couldn't tell if she was dressed for an opera or an operation.
• As I understand it, sport is hard work for which you do not get paid.
• If I wanted to go crazy I would do it in Washington because it would not be noticed
• If writers were good businessmen, they'd have too much sense to be writers.
• An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that have been permanently discontinued.
• Men are vain; but they won't mind women working so long as they get smaller wages for the same job.
• A woman may have a witty tongue or a stinging pen but she will never laugh at her own individual shortcomings.
• A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in.
• To be born in Kentucky is a heritage; to brag about it is a habit; to appreciate it is a virtue.
• Of all American cities of whatever size the most friendly on preliminary inspection, and on further acquaintance the most likable. The happiest-hearted,…

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