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- What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially if he… — Dave Barry
- Leinenkugels makes better beer now that Miller bought them. It will license insecure people to like craft beers. — Michael Jackson
- Your guess is as good as mine. Better probably, because you haven't had four beers. — Dave Barry
- Everything in moderation. And that includes a couple of beers a day. — Stephen King
- I am against Prohibition because it has set the cause of temperence back twenty years; because it has substituted an ineffective campaign… — William Randolph Hearst
- They were actually pills to make slimming easier for you. We used to take them with a couple of beers. They made… — Unknown Author
- I don't think I've ever stepped into a gym - they won't let me smoke there. I just thank God Miller Lite… — John Daly
- I've been sober now for 18 years. With all the drugs, psychedelics and narcotics I did, I was [really] an alcoholic. Honestly,… — Dennis Hopper
- I like to go dancing, have a few beers. I like being alone, too. I have days where it's 'God, get me… — Justine Bateman
- All my life I just wanted to be a beatnik. Meet all the heavies, get stoned, get laid, have a good time.… — Janis Joplin
- We've got horse property and there's other stuff to do. Like, four wheel driving, we barbeque, drink beers, sit around and play… — Lita Ford
- I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot… — Bruce Lansky