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• Hang on to your dreams with everything you got. Because the best life is when your dreams come true. The second-best is…
• Nature's what it's all about, but our people have been brainwashed into thinking that life is a cell phone against your head…
• Don't make fun of people who are different. Unless they have more money and influence. Then you must
• My problem is with the warped value system our culture has. Why is it that if you knife a woman in a…
• A strip club is one of the few places where two groups voluntarily come together who have such precipitous contrasts in net…
• Relieve stress through hysterical screaming.
• The whole family is a bunch of dangerous freaks...Most are ex-cons or junkies or deranged from inbreeding. Five have died violently, three…
• I don't suffer from insanity. I can actually say that I enjoy it.
• Murder is such a charged word. You know how some people fixate and won't let things go? They're called cops.
• Nothing builds confidence like live ammo.
• But you have to understand, mental illness is like cholesterol. There is is good kind and the bad. Without the good kind-…
• A prosthetic leg with a Willie Nelson bumper sticker washed ashore on the beach, which meant it was Florida. Then it got…

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