Tim Dorsey Quotes
- Hang on to your dreams with everything you got. Because the best life is when your dreams come true. The second-best is when they don't…
- Nature's what it's all about, but our people have been brainwashed into thinking that life is a cell phone against your head and the TV…
- Don't make fun of people who are different. Unless they have more money and influence. Then you must
- My problem is with the warped value system our culture has. Why is it that if you knife a woman in a movie it's PG,…
- A strip club is one of the few places where two groups voluntarily come together who have such precipitous contrasts in net worth and familiarity…
- Relieve stress through hysterical screaming.
- The whole family is a bunch of dangerous freaks...Most are ex-cons or junkies or deranged from inbreeding. Five have died violently, three are back in…
- I don't suffer from insanity. I can actually say that I enjoy it.
- Murder is such a charged word. You know how some people fixate and won't let things go? They're called cops.
- Nothing builds confidence like live ammo.
- But you have to understand, mental illness is like cholesterol. There is is good kind and the bad. Without the good kind- less flavor to…
- A prosthetic leg with a Willie Nelson bumper sticker washed ashore on the beach, which meant it was Florida. Then it got weird.
- Always walk away from a fight. Then ambush.
- Look forward to the wonderment of growing up, raising a family and driving by the gas station where the popular kids now work.