Best Bedroom Quotations

495 Bedroom quotes by 418 unique authors

If you're gonna fall apart, do it in your own bedroom. — Margot Kidder
It's not government's business what people do in their private bedrooms. — Robert Reich
I visited Jobs for the last time in his Palo Alto, Calif., home. He had moved to a downstairs bedroom because he was too weak… — Walter Isaacson
You don't need a Harvard MBA to know that the bedroom and the boardroom are just two sides of the same ballgame. — Stephen Fry
You may concentrate on appearances all through the rest of your house, but in the bedroom comfort should be supreme. I think that bedrooms should… — Dorothy Draper
Don't buy a bedroom suite, but collect your pieces separately - generally cheaper and always the decorator's way of furnishing. — Dorothy Draper
I spent most of my life locked in my bedroom, miserable about my raging acne. — Moon Unit Zappa
Statistics show that many people watch our show from the bedroom. and people you ask into your bedroom have to be more interesting than those… — Jack Paar
I did start reading quite young but I was always read to by my parents, who are both actors. Bedtime stories from when I was… — Samuel West
I think the best Thanksgiving we ever had was one where we didn't even have a turkey. Mom and Dad sat us kids down and… — Jack Handey
Tonight, when we were eating dinner, Marta said something that really knocked me for a loop. She said, "I love carrots." "Good," I said as… — Jack Handey
A woman's hair net tangled in a man's spectacles on top of the bedroom dresser. — Don Herold
Man survives earthquakes, epidemics, the horrors of disease, and all the agonies of the soul, but for all time his tormenting tragedy is, and will… — Leo Tolstoy
I separated the joints, the arm joints, the leg joints, and had to do two boilings. I think I used four boxes of Soilex for… — Jeffrey Dahmer
It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point — Will Durst
Dear Nintendo, We need a new Mario game, where you rescue the princess in the first ten minutes, and for the rest of the game… — Joey Comeau
I have to warn you that my bedroom isn't the best place to stage an assault on me. It's where I'm at my weakest, with… — Amy Plum
If there is such a thing as marriage, it takes place long before the ceremony; in a car on the way to the airport; or… — Simon Van Booy
Many people believe the names of In 'n Out and Steak 'n Shake perfectly describe the contrast in bedroom techniques between the coast and the… — Roger Ebert
I am never happier in the Lord than when I am in a bedroom with a sick person. — Smith Wigglesworth
Mother says there are locked rooms inside all women, kitchen of love, bedroom of grief, bathroom of apathy. Sometimes, the men, they come with keys,… — Warsan Shire
The truth is that it's just really hard for me to get to sleep without a dog in my bedroom. I once had a dog… — James Stewart
Search for inspiring quotes and put them on the walls of your bedroom. Read them before you go to bed and the first thing when… — Robert Cheeke
If I can win grammys then that means all you yet to be seen bedroom geniuses will one day TAKEOVER THE WORLD — Skrillex
Choose Life over the other stuff. Get out of your head. Live. Dress up. Eat. Touch people. Help out. Give up. Love people. Give your… — John Patrick Shanley

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