Beavis Quotes

41 quotes by 7 authors

Yah, Beware the long wiener of Beavis. -Beavis — Beavis And Butt-Head
Uh, Beavis, did you cut the cheese? Huh huh huh. -Butt-head — Beavis And Butt-Head
Shut up, Beavis before I kick your ass so hard it'll turn inside-out and come out your mouth. -Butt-head — Beavis And Butthead
Settle down, Beavis. This is only gonna hurt for like a minute or something. -Butt-Head — Beavis And Butthead
I thought you said you wanted to do me I'm sorry. -Beavis — Beavis And Butthead
BREAKIN' THE LAW! BREAKIN' THE LAAAW! BREAKIN' THE LAW! BREAKIN' THE LAAAW! -Beavis & Butt-head — Beavis And Butthead
Dammit, Beavis. You just sent my boner to the ground. -Butthead — Beavis And Butthead
Nachos Rule!! -Butthead and Beavis — Beavis And Butthead
Beavis you monkeyspank -Butthead — Beavis And Butthead
Hey beavis, Mr.Andersons balls are like, fithy. -butthead — Beavis And Butthead
It's coming out of the ass of the ass. -Beavis — Beavis And Butthead
Hey, Butt-Head. Check this out... 'Say hello to my dear friend'! -Beavis — Beavis And Butthead
Beaver KICKS ASS! - Beavis — Beavis And Butthead
You twisted your's when you were choking it! - Beavis — Beavis And Butthead
We'd better bury you Beavis. You're already starting to stink! - Butt-Head — Beavis And Butthead
Boy, I tell you Beavis. You're one stupid son of a bitch! - Butt-Head — Beavis And Butthead
Hey Butt-Head, I dreamed I was at school last night. Do you think that counts for attendance? - Beavis — Beavis And Butthead
I was shot in the butt. - Beavis — Beavis And Butthead
I'm far from broke, got enough bread. And mad hoes, ask Beavis I get nuttin Butt-head. — Big L
Ask Beavis I get nothin' Butt-head. — Big L

Who Wrote These Beavis Quotes

7 authors contributed a total of 41 Beavis Quotes as follows: