Beavis Quotes

41 quotes by 6 authors

If you were on the phone with me and Tommy right now, we would probably forget you were there, we'd just be cracking jokes. It's… — Nikki Sixx
I'm liver than Jay, Davy, and Kathy and Regis, been on more MTV shows than Butthead and Beavis. — Nelly
The only place we were really told to tone it down - where other people would use the word censorship, but I wouldn't - was… — Penn Jillette
Then there was a kid in the neighborhood about three blocks away, his name was Bobby Beavis. — Mike Judge
People say that the Beavis voice doesn't sound like me or some other voices. Butt-Head I think sounds like me. — Mike Judge
Beavis you dumbass! There always been TV! There's just more channels now! — Beavis And Butthead
Dammit Beavis, Shut Up. — Beavis And Butthead
Dammit Beavis, what the hell are you doing? You're not supposed to have your penis out while you're cooking! — Beavis And Butthead
Yah, Beware the long wiener of Beavis. — Beavis And Butthead
Uh, Beavis, did you cut the cheese? Huh huh huh. — Beavis And Butthead
Shut up, Beavis before I kick your ass so hard it'll turn inside-out and come out your mouth. — Beavis And Butthead
Settle down, Beavis. This is only gonna hurt for like a minute or something. — Beavis And Butthead
Dammit, Beavis. You just sent my boner to the ground. — Beavis And Butthead
Boy, I tell you Beavis. You're one stupid son of a bitch! — Beavis And Butthead
Hey Butt-head, is it normal for the inside of your bunghole to itch? -Beavis — Beavis And Butthead
Beavis, why the hell do you wanna kiss your ass? -Butt-Head — Beavis And Butthead
Hey Butthead, you know I'd like to kiss my ass. -Beavis — Beavis And Butthead
Beavis you dumbass! There always been TV! There's just more channels now! -Butt-Head — Beavis And Butthead
You mean we, like, need to poop in our pants? -Beavis — Beavis And Butthead
Hey Butthead, what did they do in the olden times when they didnt have any TV? -Beavis — Beavis And Butthead

Who Wrote These Beavis Quotes

6 authors contributed a total of 41 Beavis Quotes as follows: