Bear Quotes

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What do you think you should do if you're attacked by a bear? Play dead? No - that's a lie promoted by the bears. — Eugene Mirman
TV's Tony Snow becomes the White House press secretary. How will he make the difficult transition from Fox News reporter to Republican apologist? ... Mr.… — Stephen Colbert
Last night, we did the Threatdown -- God, it's hard to even talk about this -- and for the first time, I didn't mention bears.… — Stephen Colbert
And it never, ever was interpreted that the Second Amendment meant individual's right to bear arms — Rosie O'Donnell
I'm a pussycat unless you do something to one of my friends. Then I'll think of unique ways to get back at you. I'm more… — Rose McGowan
Since Steve Jobs died I cannot bear to see anyone use an iPhone irreverently, what I did was a tribute to his memory. — Russell Brand
I don't want to be buried in the ground, rotting, with all those worms. What I would love is to have my body dropped where… — Jean-Claude Van Damme
Fozzie Bear has so many bear puns in this script - like, 'Trac is grizzly!' 'This is unbearable!' It's the greatest. — Jason Segel
Get used to the bear behind you. — Werner Herzog
A man's sorrow runs uphill; true it is difficult for him to bear, but it is also difficult for him to keep. — Djuna Barnes
Life sometimes brings enormous difficulties and challenges that seem just too hard to bear. But bear them you can, and bear them you will, and… — Barbara Walters
Everyoneâ€™sÂ childhoodÂ plays itself out. No wonder no one knows the other or can completely understand. By this I donâ€™t know if Iâ€™m just giving… — Marilyn Monroe
I do my best to look at the bigger picture and not sweat the small stuff. I make it a point to have alone time.… — Candice Accola
I still have this teddy bear I've had since I was three...and all my boxes, all kinds of boxes. I just won't give them up.… — Sharon Tate
I love the freedoms we got in this country, I appreciate your freedom to burn your flag if you want to, but I really appreciate… — Johnny Cash
I fought a bear once. But it started crying, so I let it off. — Ricky Gervais
I can't bear to see myself even in movies. The feeling is complex. I can't stand the sight of myself. — Nat King Cole
Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear. I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off, which it would. — Jeremy Clarkson
My colleague Senator John Ensign of Nevada told me a story that epitomizes the selfishness of our culture: When I was a teenager, I had… — Rick Santorum
Cruelty to children is the thing I can least bear in the world. — Juliet Stevenson

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