Bathrooms Quotes

41 quotes by 41 authors

We have the whitest kitchens and the most shining bathrooms in the world. But in the lovely white kitchen the average [person] canâ€™t produce a… — Raymond Chandler
We found the bathrooms, which were labeled 'Aliens' and 'Femaliens.' 'Finally,' I said to J.Lo. 'Here's a bathroom you're allowed to use. — Adam Rex
Telling lies is a bit like tiling bathrooms - if you don't know how to do it properly, it's best not to try. — Tom Holt
Oh, cold world -- I have grown so weary of you and all your horrible bathrooms. — Elizabeth Gilbert
I have a system with bathrooms. I spend a lot of time in them. They are sanctuaries, public places of peace spaced throughout the world… — Ned Vizzini
What is it with you and girlsâ€™ bathrooms? — Becca Fitzpatrick
Ahh! Lady Pillows. So much fluffier than mine.â€ He took a giant whiff. â€œWhy does everything girlie smell so delightful?â€ â€œBecause we acknowledge the importance… — Kathy Reichs
Yes, a war is inevitable. Firstly, there's you fellows who can't be trusted. And then there's the multitude who mean to have bathrooms and white… — Ford Madox Ford
September knew a number of curse words, most of which she heard the girls at school saying in the bathrooms, in hushed voices, as if… — Catherynne M. Valente
I do think the secret to a good marriage is separate bathrooms. — Heather Dubrow
The separate water foundations, park benches, bathrooms and restaurants of the Jim Crow South startled me. These experiences motivated my lifelong study of the status… — James Heckman
The work is often deadly and boring, but it requires a keen intelligence, and the only way I can compete with large corporations is to… — James R Uffelman
Dear Bathrooms, You're taking all my business away. Sincerely, Real photo booths — Ana Chable
I saw a sign today that almost made me piss myself. It said Bathrooms closed. — Green Monk
Do you have bathrooms here, or do I have to shit in a plant? — Nick Swardson
I got 10 bathrooms I can shit ALL DAY!! — Lil Wayne
That awkward moment when your at the club and the women next to you sings along with the song and says I Got 10 Bathrooms… — Raul Vasquez
I have developed a visionary modern lyric, and, for it, an idiom in which I can write lyrically, colloquially, and dramatically. My subject is city… — Rosemary Tonks
Back in my days ,bathrooms were used for taking a sh!t ,not for taking pictures..! — Ash Sweeney
Spiders are nature's perverts... Why else are they found in the bathrooms? — Nikhil Saluja

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