Bathrooms Quotes

41 quotes by 40 authors

After 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things: First, never wallpaper together and second, you'll need 2 bathrooms . . . both… — Dennis Miller
A novel is a piece of architecture. It's not random wallowings or confessional diaries. It's a building-it has to have walls and floors and the… — John Irving
Well, I've cleaned bathrooms in a warehouse. That was pretty terrible. But I can't complain because I'm sure other people have done worse. — Cee Lo Green
I'm a professional actor. If I was a plumber, I wouldn't just do my plumbing in Beverly Hills bathrooms; I'd like to install air conditioning… — Leslie Nielsen
I never meant to be a sexual object for anyone but my husband. I never thought a picture of my body would be tacked up… — Lynda Carter
The bathrooms - that usually would be a porta-potty - were wrapped in a fabric that was neutral to match the fort ... the same… — Kanye West
One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! — Reif Larsen
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? — George Carlin
Usability is not everything. If usability engineers designed a nightclub, it would be clean, quiet, brightly lit, with lots of places to sit down, plenty… — Joel Spolsky
There simply aren't any grand moments in life, and we surely don't live in those moments. No, we live in the utterly mundane. We exist… — Paul David Tripp
I won't eat in a restaurant with filthy bathrooms. This isn't a hard call. They let you see the bathrooms. If the restaurant can't be… — Anthony Bourdain
The secret of marriage is: separate bedrooms and separate bathrooms. — Bette Davis
I have been married for 58 years to the same woman. Our secret? Separate bathrooms. — Larry Hagman
I was a hostess, I sold shoes, but I don't function well in jobs that don't have to do with what I love. I have… — Nina Arianda
I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you. — Al Yankovic
I don't think having separate bathrooms is a key to a successful marriage, if you love one another. — Ewan McGregor
Having two bathrooms ruined the capacity to co-operate. — Margaret Mead
I do have a fantasy life in which I can grout bathrooms - but not for a living. — Will Self
He pointed toward the silhouettes on the side of the [bathrooms] instead--black cutout man, black cutout woman. The man had his legs apart, the woman… — Stephen King
As long as he has a house with two bathrooms. I swear to God, I don't care if he's Jack the Ripper. — Janet Evanovich

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