Bastards Quotes

170 quotes by 137 authors

Someday I'll design a typeface without a K in it, and then let's see the bastards misspell my name. — Frederic Goudy
They're gonna make it look like suicide. I know how those bastards think. — Hunter S. Thompson
Physically, Iâ€™m not tough. I may think tough. I would say Iâ€™m kinda tough and calloused inside. I could use a foot more in height… — Humphrey Bogart
[Newlyweds,] these optimistic young bastards, promise to honor and cherish each other through hot flashes and mid-life crises and a cumulative 50-pound weight gain, until… — Jenna McCarthy
Spit on your own and you can't do anything, but if you all spit together you can drown the bastards — Bob Crow
It's a pity more men are not bastards by birth instead of vocation. — Katharine Whitehorn
Dear Humanity; we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass… — Avery Johnson
Don't let the bastards get you down. Christians aren't God. Religious people aren't God. God loves you, just where you're at... just the way you… — Jay Bakker
If conservatives get to call universal healthcare 'socialized medicine,' I get to call private, for-profit healthcare 'soulless, vampire bastards making money off human pain.' — Bill Maher
There are certain men born in this world, and they're supposed to die setting an example for the rest of the weak bastards we're surrounded… — Dan Hill
We have reached the time when it is morally right to "shoot the bastards", but it is not yet practical to do so. — Vin Suprynowicz
When the Kiwis ran onto the field we could see the poor bastards were shitting themselves. — Wally Lewis
Our offices must always be headed by the kind of men who command respect. Not phonies, zeros or bastards. — David Ogilvy
Sure, we want to go home. We want this war over with. The quickest way to get it over with is to go get the… — George S. Patton
MBA students come out with: 'My staff is my most important asset.' Bullshit. Staff is usually your biggest cost. We all employ some lazy bastards… — Michael O'Leary
Restraint? Why are you so concerned with saving their lives? The whole idea is to kill the bastards. At the end of the war if… — Thomas S. Power
Sharks are just evil bastards. I'm quite happy if all the sharks just went, because they eat fish and us. And we need the fish. — Eddie Izzard
And live like Nature's bastards, not her sons. — John Milton
Ignore their heathen prayers and help us blow those little bastards [the Viet Cong] straight to Hell. Amen. — Hal Moore
"What was that technique you were using on those bastards?" "An ancient form called kicking ass." — Nora Roberts

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