Bastards Quotes

170 quotes by 137 authors

Jon shrugged. 'Girls get the arms but not the swords. Bastards get the swords but not the arms. I did not make the rules, little… — George R. R. Martin
NAUGHTY AND NICE? said Death. BUT IT'S EASY TO BE NICE IF YOU'RE RICH. IS THIS FAIR? Albert wanted to argue. He wanted to say,… — Terry Pratchett
Someone said that patriotism is the last refuge of cowards; those without moral principles usually wrap a flag around themselves, and those bastards always talk… — Umberto Eco
Ya lied to me and put yerself in danger. If the Three hadnâ€™t ripped you apart, those two bastards would have. Ya gotta listen to… — Jana Oliver
All religions are good 'in principle' - but unfortunately this abstract Good has only rarely prevented their practitioners from behaving like bastards. — Paul Feyerabend
What would a racist call werewolves? Wargs? She kind of liked that one, but suspected that racist bastards didn't read Tolkien. — Patricia Briggs
In a book, even the real bastards can't hurt you. And you can never loose a friend you make in a book. When you get… — Dean Koontz
I like old men. They can be wonderful bastards because they have nothing to lose. The only people who can be themselves are babies and… — John Updike
For a moment, or a second, the pinched expressions of the cynical, world-weary, throat-cutting, miserable bastards we've all had to become disappears, when we're confronted… — Anthony Bourdain
Respectable people... What bastards! — Emile Zola
They were indeed what was known as 'old money', which meant that it had been made so long ago that the black deeds which had… — Terry Pratchett
Weâ€™re freaks, thatâ€™s all. Those two bastards got us nice and early and made us into freaks with freakish standards, thatâ€™s all. Weâ€™re the tattooed… — J D Salinger
But now that she was my apprentice, every such thought caused a guilty twitch in my neck, as if someone had dropped a sleek, stinky… — Kevin Hearne
That's what happens when people reach old age; nobody remembers they've been bastards too. — Carlos Ruiz Zafon
There are just as many bitches out there as bastards. Equal opportunity asshole-ism. — Kelley Armstrong
The widowâ€™s eyebrows raised. â€œYeâ€™ve got all these nasty pooches to run around with and ye still might die?â€ â€œIâ€™m going to go fight with… — Kevin Hearne
Remember this, boy. All dwarfs may be bastards, yet not all bastards need be dwarfs." And with that he turned and sauntered back into the… — George R. R. Martin
Aglionby Academy was the number one reason Blue had developed her two rules: One, stay away from boys because they were trouble. And two, stay… — Maggie Stiefvater
...it is a sneaking piece of cowardice for authors to put feigned names to their works, as if, like bastards of their brain, they were… — Desiderius Erasmus
Human women have been slapping men for being bastards for centuries. You were doing what comes naturally. — Nalini Singh

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