Bastard Quotes

81 Bastard quotes by 69 unique authors

Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he… — Harry S. Truman
Dear cheating bastard ,next time right before you say what he/she dont know wont hurt him/her....wait ,pause it right there and think simultaneously. — Koos Matlala
Dear mark zuckerburg .. Could u kindly change the pokes tab to d I just wanna fuck u tab .. urz truly That Fat horny… — Joey Bones
The best way to heal a heart that has been broken, is to kill that bastard who has made it happen. — Strawberry
Look Closer... Do you see any fucking rainbows and puppies here? The Jester sleeps, Poor bastard. I am he, More or Less. Seeing, Seething, for… — Eric Nickel
Many people said that 'To be successful in life, you have to climb the ladder of success,' but no bastard told me from where to… — Vikrant Parsai
Friendzone is for bastard — Saycekudda
Can you help the hopeless? Well, I'm begging on my knees, Can you save my bastard soul? Will you wait for me? — Bring Me The Horizon
Boy drops girl at home, he puts his hand on the wall by the gate for support,leans towards her. BOY : Can I kiss you?… — Arcine Arciniegas
I'm actually an evil bastard in real life. Fark allows me to vent weirdness. Thank god for that, too. — Drew Curtis
You have to be a bastard to make it, and that's a fact. And the Beatles are the biggest bastards on earth. — John Lennon
I've been on jobs where there's that one actor who is just a miserable, miserable no-good, dirty bastard, and it just turns the whole process… — Joe Pantoliano
In the democratic western countries so-called capitalism leads a saturnalia of freedom, like a bastard brother of reform. — Wyndham Lewis
I'm a secretive bastard. I would never let anybody watch me painting... it would be like somebody watching you have sex - painting is that… — Andrew Wyeth
The women I killed were filth - bastard prostitutes who were littering the streets. I was just cleaning up the place a bit. — Peter Sutcliffe
Do not rejoice in his defeat, you men. For though the bastard is dead, the bitch that bore him is again in heat. — Bertolt Brecht
If you borrowed my brain for five seconds, youd be like, Dude! Cant handle it, unplug this bastard! "It fires in a way thats maybe… — Charlie Sheen
I remember playing Conway Twitty's record "It's Only Make Believe" over and over, wondering, "How do they get that sound?" Elvis inspired my sideburns, but… — Motorhead
Godforsaken left to rot an orphaned bastard child. — Boondox
A bloody bastard lies abandoned still tied to the cord. — Boondox
How much of a sad bastard have you got to be to fucking sit there and slag people off on the Internet all day? Get… — La Roux
I know I'm a bastard, I'm not a coward — Framing Hanley
Where it all began, bastard son of a bastard son. — Smashing Pumpkins
Bastard sons begat your cunting daughters, Promiscuous mothers with your incestuous fathers. — Slayer
Listen to me, I'm gonna' tell you something. I know some sick people in my life, this guy is the craziest, wildest bastard I ever… — The Hangover

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