Baseball Quotes

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I, I could see a baseball diamond in my backyard. A house for my mother and a new car but I'll never get those things… — Jacob Latimore
It took me 17 years to get threethousand hits in baseball.It took me one afternoon on a golf course — Hank Aaron
The crucifix ain't no baseball bat. — Live (Band)
Drive-in movies, comic books, and blue jeans, howdy doody, baseball cards, and birthdays. Please take me back to the world gone away. — Chicago (Band)
Hey, don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out! -Fantasy Baseball Guy 1 — Knocked Up (The Movie)
The part that wasn't a jackpot was his baseball mound of red pubic hair that looked like it had literally been attached with a glue… — Chelsea Handler
I started out on my brother-in-law's team. He had a terrific team. He needed a sub in the summer when the guys went on vacation.… — Ron Robson
Pete Rose IS Baseball ~ Sparky Anderson — Pete Rose
You can't just pick and choose which laws to follow. Sure I'd like to tape a baseball game without the express written consent of major… — Hank Hill
I actually think baseball players like to play every day. I think you see the ball better and you're at better rhythm at the plate.… — Ritch Price
I dont play football but Ive touched down pretty much all around the world, all around the world. I dont play baseball but Ive hit… — Pitbull
After giving up a home run in an old timers game: — Don Drysdale
Hit the ball over the fence and you can take your time going around the bases. — Mickey Mantle
Ou don't realize how easy this game is until you get up in that broadcasting booth. — Mickey Mantle
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Why do some guys like their car more than girls? Well, it may have something to do with them knowing that if they were to… — Cellan Slarcas
I'm an East side Cleveland wild boy. East side Cleveland wild boy. We got baseball bats like the Indians and my team pop off like… — Machine Gun Kelly
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. It took one afternoon on the golf course. — Hank Aaron
My first kiss was when I was 7, and it was scandalous because he was 10! I only did it so he would pick me… — Jessica Alba
This nigga Magic Johnson own a basketball team, baseball team nd a movie theatre.. Fuck kind of Aids he got???? FINANCIAL AIDS??? — Deon Crockett

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