Baseball Quotes

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I apologize for Pam. I accidentally hit her in the head with a baseball when we were in fifth grade and knocked her out cold.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
When I was a small boy in Kansas, a friend of mine and I went fishing. I told him I wanted to be a real… — Dwight D. Eisenhower
Do you play football?' Brandon asks. 'No.' 'Baseball?' 'Nope.' Brandon is on a roll and won't stop until he's found the answer he's looking for.… — Simone Elkeles
Like any good shaman, professional baseball player, or politician, my mother always answered questions with questions. — Sherman Alexie
Next time you want to hit me hit me with a baseball bat or a crowbar! — Stephenie Meyer
How can I play baseball when I'm worried about foreign policy? — Charles M. Schulz
The first and last duty of the lover of the game of baseball," Peavine's book began, "whether in the stands or on the field, is… — Michael Chabon
The sheer quantity of brain power that hurled itself voluntarily and quixotically into the search for new baseball knowledge was either exhilarating or depressing, depending… — Michael Lewis
Leon, no offense, but you don't exactly look like a hockey player." "I told 'em I was a goalie. That's where they put the guy… — Steve Hamilton
Hornergy' is Zen's term for the indomitable athletic edge powered by sexual restraint. The basketball, baseball and football teams haven't had a winning season in… — Megan McCafferty
What if there were no grownups? Suppose the whole idea of grownups was an illusion? What if their money was really just playground marbles, their… — Stephen King
A baseball bat could not have hit me harder than that smile did. I was sixteen years old. In that time, how many thousands of… — Jerry Spinelli
It was the kind of promise a father makes easily and sincerely, knowing at the same time that it will be impossible to keep. The… — Michael Chabon
I eye Chuy like a pitcher in baseball does when a guy leads too far off base. — Simone Elkeles
Isn't it strange how upset people get about a few dozen baseball players taking growth hormones, when we're doing what were doing to our food… — Jonathan Safran Foer
Those eyes, they've got a history with mine. They were the first things I saw when I came to, after being hit in the skull… — Jodi Picoult
(Baseball) is a game with a lot of waiting in it; it is a game with increasingly heightened anticipation of increasingly limited action — John Irving
When I find the motherfucker who tortured an innocent cat to death just to send us a warning, I'm going to clobber him with a… — Steig Larsson
Kid says to me, "You play baseball? What position? Left out?" and gets a big laugh from the rest of the class. Kid is only… — Jodi Picoult
There was but one question he left unasked, and it vibrated between his lines: if gross miscalculations of a person's value could occur on a… — Michael Lewis

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