Baseball Quotes

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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story. — Casey Stengel
Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain. — Casey Stengel
The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds. — Casey Stengel
The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it. — Casey Stengel
Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa. — Casey Stengel
I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice. — Casey Stengel
Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits. — Casey Stengel
If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking about being an owner. — Casey Stengel
I am a hero worshiper. I love the number one tennis player. I love the number one baseball player. I want to see those records… — Martha Stewart
Now, modern economies have a very effective mechanism for deciding if salaries are really too high: it's called the free market. That's how most people's… — James Surowiecki
Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple. — Barry Switzer
February is always a bad month for TV sports. Football is gone, basketball is plodding along in the annual midseason doldrums, and baseball is not… — Hunter S. Thompson
For many in baseball September is a month of stark contrast with April, when everyone had dared to hope. If baseball is a lot like… — John Thorn
Donning a glove for a backyard toss, or watching a ball game, or just reflecting upon our baseball days, we are players again, forever young. — John Thorn
You should never wear a baseball cap when working in close quarters in the attic: You never see that beam above you! — Alex Trebek
I knew when my career was over. In 1965 my baseball card came out with no picture. — Bob Uecker
Sporting goods companies pay me not to endorse their products. — Bob Uecker
Where would I be without baseball? Who am I without baseball? — Bob Uecker
I love sporting events and popcorn and pizza and being outside, like at a baseball or football game. I love amusement parks, going to ride… — Carrie Underwood
Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. — Bill Vaughan

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