Baseball Quotes

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I have an Alka-Seltzer bat. You know-plop, plop, fizz, fizz, when the pitcher sees me walking up there he says, 'Oh, what a relief it… — Andy Van Slyke
They give you a round bat and they throw you a round ball. And they tell you to hit it square. — Willie Stargell
The last time the Cubs won the World Series was 1908. The last time they were in one was 1945. Hey, any team can have… — Tom Trebelhorn
It ain't nothing till I call it. — Bill Klem
I can honestly say it took two full years for me to get over the fact that I was no longer a baseball player. — Nolan Ryan
I would change policy, bring back natural grass and nickel beer. Baseball is the belly-button of our society. Straighten out baseball, and you straighten out… — Bill Lee
Baseball has been good to me since I quit trying to play it. — Whitey Herzog
What they were doing was extremely wrong as far as I was concerned, and to this day, I don't know what I was thinking except… — Rick Monday
You can't compare me to my father. Our similarities are different. — Dale Berra
The banishment for life of Pete Rose from baseball is a sad end if a sorry episode. One of the game's greatest players has engaged… — A. Bartlett Giamatti
It's such a beautiful sport, with no politics involved, no color, no class. Only as a youngster can you play and as a pro can… — Jack Buck
Was Ty Cobb psychotic throughout his playing career? The answer is yes. — Al Stump
A good lead-off hitter is a pain in the ass to pitchers. — Richie Ashburn
Baseball is the only sport that lets the managers and coaches go out onto the field and rant and rave — Durwood Merrill
Lord, baseball is a worrying thing. — Stan Coveleski
Stan Hack has as many friends in baseball as Leo Durocher has enemies — Gabby Hartnett
The one constant in life is baseball — James Earl Jones
I'd rather be lucky than good — Lefty Gomez
You can't make chicken salad out of chicken feathers — Joe Kuhel
Young man, if that bat comes down, you're out of the game — Bill Klem

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