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Amy Schumer has 16 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I want to quit. Not performing, but being a woman altogether. I want to throw my hands in the air, after reading…
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My mom made me think I was gorgeous. When I was younger she was like, 'Look at you! You're an angel. You…
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I have an excuse, actually, why I've been drinking so much. I haven't said this out loud yet - this is exciting…
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You know what the worst part about my drinking is? When I'm drunk I slur. You know, like I say racial slurs.…
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I say if I'm beautiful. I say if I'm strong. You will not determine my story - I will.
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I hope that the next time you go to a concert, the band doesn't play the song you wanna hear! And instead,…
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Nothing good ever happens in a blackout. I've never woken up and been like, 'What is this Pilates mat doing out?'
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We had to break up, though. We wanted different things - like he wanted kids and I wanted him to hear.
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We've got horse property and there's other stuff to do. Like, four wheel driving, we barbeque, drink beers, sit around and play…
— Lita Ford
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All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's…
— Dan Castellaneta
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Hana: What on Earth is a 'barbeque'? Hel: A primitive tribal ritual featuring paper plates, elbows, flying insects, encrusted meat, hush puppies,…
— Trevanian
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You know what the worst part about my drinking is? When I'm drunk I slur. You know, like I say racial slurs.…
— Amy Schumer
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It really started cooking when I moved to Houston. I bought a house and got my own barbeque pit.
— Earl Campbell
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three out of four demons prefer barbeque sauce over hemoglobin
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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I love sleeping in on Saturdays and I love college football games. I love not acting my age and good barbeque.
— Eric Church
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As it has been said, our Sport is every other sports punishment. We do not run because it is fun, we run…
— Stephen Pizzulli - Bohemia Manor XC Coach
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