Bar One Quotes
- Here's how much I know about hockey. Mike Royko and I were in a tiny bar one winter night, and the radio kept reporting goals… — Roger Ebert
- Two whales walked into a bar. One said, Weeeeeeeee-ooooooooo-uuuuuuuuuu-hhhh. The other whale said, Shut up, Steve. You're drunk! — Green Monk