Baptist Quotes
- Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Joe. Did that thing just push you? Joe: Sho did. She don't know about us. We Baptist. We tear this place up.… — Madea
- There was a lot of Southern Baptist preachers and some yelling ones but mostly we had a pastor who didn't scream and I found a… — Victoria Jackson
- And that's what God expects from His sheep, here at the Greater Ebenezer New Revival Tree of Life Institutional Double Rock on the Side of… — Dont Be A Menace
- Excuse me brother, what we call drugs at the 74th Street Baptist Church we call the sin of sin sins. -Pastor Clever — Friday
- RIP to all my exs, the funeral will be held at Never Again Baptist Church located across from The Lies You've Told Cemetery on Moving… — Kiana JWilson
- I grew up in a very small, close-knit, Southern Baptist family, where everything was off-limits. So I couldn't wait to get to college and have… — John Grisham
- I don't get it, I feel that I'm a very nice person. My father is a retired Christian Baptist Minister, my mother is the sweetest… — Aaron Paul
- Pastor Clever: [at Smokey] Excuse me brother, what we call drugs at the 74th Street Baptist Church we call the sin of sin sins. Smokey:… — Unknown Author