Banjo Quotes

47 Banjo quotes by 36 unique authors

When I first started doing my comedy act, I just desperately needed material. So I took literally everything I knew how to do on stage… — Steve Martin
It took me the bulk of my twenties to write one book about a family of alligator wrestlers. Whereas somebody like Steve Martin is releasing… — Karen Russell
What I'm worrying about is what Tom is going to say when he starts talking." "Uncle Tom?" "I wish there was something else you could… — P.G. Wodehouse
A sip of wine, a cigarette, And then it’s time to go. I tidied up the kitchenette; I tuned the old banjo. I’m wanted at… — Leonard Cohen
A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the banjo and doesn't. — Mark Twain
The banjo is such a happy instrument--you can't play a sad song on the banjo - it always comes out so cheerful. — Steve Martin
When you want genuine music -- music that will come right home to you like a bad quarter, suffuse your system like strychnine whisky, go… — Mark Twain
I feel sorry for little babies... When a little baby is born into this cold world, he's confused! He's frightened! He needs something to cheer… — Charles M. Schulz
This banjo surrounds hate and forces it to surrender. — Pete Seeger
She dumped me for the quarterback after she'd played my body like a banjo. So Sad." "I bet" "I'm serious. I was heartbroken." "For how… — Nalini Singh
You know, I only claim to play three instruments. My dad is a banker, but a drummer at heart; and my mom used to teach… — Charlie Worsham
I always loved the guitar, from when I was quite little. My dad had a G banjo at the house that he played. When he… — Dave Davies
The artistic side of our family was very important because one person encourages the other. It was a vey enlightening place to be as a… — Dave Davies
My family making music was like a folk background, really: banging on tabletops, playing banjo and all kinds of things. — Dave Davies
John Fahey, thought during his lifetime to be possibly more than a little crazy, was the author of some thirty albums of gnomically introverted droning… — Madison Smartt Bell
As I try to get around with a guitar, a banjo and a suitcase of high heels and dresses, I treasure that little ukulele. — Valerie June
I have one nerve left right now and youre bangin on it like some cheap banjo string. GAS 06/15/06 — Gary A Shoop
They think the banjo can only be happy, but that's not true. — Bela Fleck
Playing my banjo. Me and my hombre named Poncho. I would like to get some of your ellegro gato. — Elephant Man
Things don't exist simply because you believe in them, thus sayeth the almighty creature in the sky! -Dr. Banjo — Futurama
Baby we start snagging, you come up in part clothes. Girl I'm losing wing, my Bugatti the same road. Show me your perfect pitch, you… — Flo Rida
Rednecks are like America's pit bulls. They should just sedate those people, drop 'em off in Afghanistan, just let them run wild. Just be like,… — Bill Burr

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