Bang Quotes

396 Bang quotes by 314 unique authors

If we bang on the first date chances are our relationship is lasting about as long as my erection. — Nikhil Saluja
I'm like State Farm; when her husband leaves, I bang his wife 'like a good neighbor'. — Nikhil Saluja
Guys: If you ever get the chance to bang a blind chick, trust me, always finish on her face. She'll never see it coming. — Nikhil Saluja
If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang. Today's Joke — Kevin
It's funny how you think you know someone so well, then you bang his wife and then his true colors start to show. — Nikhil Saluja
I only bang chicks with a masters degree or higher. Why you ask? Cause I'm fucking genius. — Nikhil Saluja
You tried to tell me to forget it His too good for us you say you're the one that lied to me in every single… — Myothersweetangel199 Sweetangel199
Mali bang mag mahal.. :( :( — Saheen
Veryday I fight against a mirror for what I have became.. I can't even look at my self straight in the eye, I am a… — Myothersweetangel199
Not with a BANG but a Whimper! — Unknown Author
You put the boom-boom into my heart. You set my soul sky high when your lovin' starts. Jitterbug into my brain; goes a'bang, bang, bang… — Unknown Author
Quran in the light of Science part 1 Furthermore this document listed further miracles to prove that the universe had a creator. There is a… — Kaceem Aveiro
7 plus Billion Human Beings....The Era of Ultimate Connection, yet no real connections at all....The True Trilogy of Terror has begun.....Fear, Sloth, and Technology, conspiring… — Eric Nickel
Humankind will not go out with a Bang, or a Whimper, but with the soft barely audible clicking of keys... — Eric Nickel
Everywhere I Go, Bitches always know That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show(bitch) Everywhere I Go, Bitches always know That… — Hollywood Undead
Just because you're hurt doesn't mean you can hurt other people too. ( are you happy now?) Masala ka bang nasaktan mo ako, katulad ng… — Janethnipay
Alan mo bang takot na takot ako sa mga oras na naiisip kita, Baka Kasi umaasa ako na nandiyan kapa.. Pero yon pala wala na... — Janethnipay
I fell in love with your personality but I am going to bang your ass anyway. — Erdem Gezer
Every moment of your life is precious. You must make each passing moment stepping stone to move forward with a bang. Moments passed may never… — Anil Sinha
You're the big bang get up and show the universe and the world how great you're. — Jeremy Limn
Now some guys be callin me soft but have they ever literally been drowndin in emotions tryin to forget memories of a 2 and 5… — Hunter
Sakit man gani nang madagma nga matuhod ra, kana na bang gugma nga madughan jud ta. — Jessel Jane Zozobrado
People express their feelings through crying or anger. We, Big Bang, express it through music. — Unknown Author
You open the show with a bang, then don't come back on for 45 minutes. — Robert Goulet
My back to the goal, physically fighting off defenders, trying to bang my goals in, every week I have to do the business for this… — Ruud Van Nistelrooy

Who Wrote These Bang Quotes

314 authors contributed a total of 396 Bang Quotes, led by these top contributors: