Babies Quotes

838 Babies quotes by 661 unique authors

At 7 oclock in the morning, theres a party going on! My mother told me, Ricky youre never going to sleep ever again in your… — Ricky Martin
I can't say that it's something I planned on doing right now, but now that's it's in my lap and it's something I have to… — Jamie Lynn Spears
I don't want babies the same way I wouldn't want a puppy. It's too much responsibility. — Simon Cowell
I always bust up in her very often/Birth control stops my babies so I guess that pussy is a coffin? — C-DASH
Girls that becoming ladies, and my friends are having babies, and babies are dropping dead in my city. This shit is crazy, and I dont… — Drake
I have barbecues, swim in the pool with my babies. I'm a man of simple pleasures. — Anthony Anderson
So it goes for those of us who live in a cul-de-sac, where babies are brought home from the hospital and watched over, where hearts… — John Ortberg
I sit down with my daughter and I said, 'Do you know how babies get here?' And she said, 'Well, the lady has an egg… — Robert Schimmel
Christians have made arguments on both sides of this question. I certainly believe that God is displeased with America for its pride and arrogance, for… — James Dobson
You know whats happening over and over now is that young women hear this message and they either postpone or decide not to have babies… — James Dobson
Everybody out here getting pregnant and having babies that shit must be contagious — Bigboyalweezy
Neither my sister nor I ever really thought about the way we looked growing up. In our teens, we didn't know or care about makeup… — Rebecca Romijn
Babies are always the best actors. — Christopher Mintz Plasse
I thought for like five years that when you have sex, you come and one of your balls comes out. That's what I thought happened,… — Louis C. K.
A government study has found that traces of a chemical used in rocket fuel were found in samples of powdered baby formula, and could exceed… — Seth Meyers
Whats even more sad is even babies coming out knowing how to f**k. — Demontray Tekle
My sister has three kids so I've spent a lot of time around children and I've always really liked them and wanted my own. It's… — Bode Miller
If your taking care of your responsibilities, you have stability and your a good mom then who am I to tell you, your not ready? — Naishalova
The moment you think having a baby is going t0 keep a man is the moment your having the baby for the wrong reasons. — Naishalova
Some of my closet friends have kids and their terrific mothers s/o to all of yall. — Naishalova
Ok, this shit is so random, And when Im with you Its like our heart beats, are in tandem, And when our lips lock, I… — Unknown Author
Babies are sweet. they are pure and they love you until the end of time. But what happens when a baby dies? Does the love… — Kaylynn Thompson
My LiTtLe CuZiN jUsT ToOk HeR FiRsT StEpP!! BABY FIRST TIME!! :D — Shadarianna Weathington
Seeing you HAPPY, makes me THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD. — ALYSSA
Child: Hey dad, where do babies come from? Dad: Well uhhhh.... good question hunny.... lmao — Aly Johnson

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