Babies Quotes

838 Babies quotes by 661 unique authors

Apart from anything else, I am designed by evolution, like we all are: if we see a little thing like that, big eyes, tiny nose,… — David Attenborough
If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find… — Dave Barry
I do believe babies are born potty-trained. They're born knowing and are able to give subtle signals that become very prominent if you reinforce them. — Mayim Bialik
There should be a worldwide law, in my opinion, that mothers should breastfeed their babies for six months. — Gisele Bundchen
Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but babies never are. — Louisa May Alcott
My mother goes crazy over babies. Some people just do. They love 'em! I never have. Babies scare me more than anything. They're tiny and… — Margaret Cho
It is the nature of babies to be in bliss. — Deepak Chopra
The tabloids, instead of being about alien babies and stuff, it's my triplets, quadruplets, marriages, feuds. — Jennifer Aniston
Once you leave the womb, conservatives don't care about you until you reach military age. Then you're just what they're looking for. Conservatives want live… — George Carlin
The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is… — Rajneesh
"I call them april babies cause they fools" — Lil Wayne
I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food. — Robert Orben
Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and… — P.J. O'Rourke
We have not all had the good fortune to be ladies. We have not all been generals, or poets, or statesmen; but when the toast… — Mark Twain
Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a shave. — Samuel Hoffenstein
The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky Are also on the faces of people goin' by I see friends shaking hands saying,… — Louis Armstrong
A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother. — Mark Twain
The system isn't working when 12 million people live in hiding, and hundreds of thousands cross our borders illegally each year; when companies hire undocumented… — Barack Obama
Insomnia: A contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. — Shannon Fife
The kind of man who thinks that helping with the dishes is beneath him will also think that helping with the baby is beneath him,… — Eleanor Roosevelt
You know, I've held women and babies and jewels and money, but nothing will ever feel as good as holding that Cup. — Wayne Gretzky
Babies are born with the instinct to speak, the way spiders are born with the instinct to spin webs. You don't need to train babies… — Steven Pinker
Having worked as a labor and delivery nurse...I've seen ultrasounds...you know that those babies are real. — Naomi Judd
As an O.B. doctor of thirty years, and having delivered 4,000 babies, I can assure you life begins at conception. — Ron Paul
Babies are like the smallest, drunkest people you know. — Nick Swardson

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