Awkward Things Quotes by Peter Kay

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Peter Kay has 13 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• You never know where to look when eating a banana.
• Amarillio, just turn to the left and 500 yards down
• Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
• I'm not homophobic. I'm not scared of my house.
• I might be collecting wheely bins in 12 months time but at least they'll be wheely bins outside back gates that I…
• One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete…
• Garlic bread, it's the future, I've tasted it
• You ever dip your biscuit in your tea and it breaks? I swear now, you never get used to that.
• I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
• The most painful household accident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
• Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
• Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

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