Peter Kay Quotes
- You never know where to look when eating a banana.
- Amarillio, just turn to the left and 500 yards down
- Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
- I'm not homophobic. I'm not scared of my house.
- I might be collecting wheely bins in 12 months time but at least they'll be wheely bins outside back gates that I know, in a…
- One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
- Garlic bread, it's the future, I've tasted it
- You ever dip your biscuit in your tea and it breaks? I swear now, you never get used to that.
- I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
- The most painful household accident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
- Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
- Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
- It's impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.