Awkward Quotes

1023 Awkward quotes by 614 unique authors

Yeah, handsome, great big guy, seven feet tall! Name is Rick Miller - Portland, Oregon. And he started a business. Of course you know it… — Mitt Romney
I like music of almost any kind - including this. — Mitt Romney
Oh, I've got glitter in my hair. That's not all that's in my hair, I'll tell you that. I glue it on every morning, whether… — Mitt Romney
What's up, gangstas? It's the M-I-Double-Tizzle. — Mitt Romney
I like silly stuff, too. I like the 'Twilight' series. That was fun. — Mitt Romney
You had your turn madam, let me have mine ... Let me complete. I'm sorry, it's my turn. — Mitt Romney
I actually like jokes as well as things that are sort of fun. — Mitt Romney
That's a big lava lamp. Congratulations. — Mitt Romney
I don't like vampires personally. I don't know any. — Mitt Romney
Steve Jobs was probably mildly on the autistic spectrum. Basically, you've probably known people who were geeky and socially awkward but very smart. When does… — Temple Grandin
I imagined that it might be awkward to talk to your wife about her performance, so going into it I was a little nervous. But… — Lasse Hallstrom
'Tis an awkward thing to play with souls. — Robert Browning
The conversation was mesmerizing, not for its content but for the cadences of the talk, the rhythm we fell into when we were alone, now… — Robert Charles Wilson
The commentary track became a lot like the movie and there are some funny, long, awkward pauses that you can tell we're just trying to… — Jay Roach
I've always been a geek and slightly awkward… slightly umm… I was never the cool kid at school. — David Tennant
Between memory and reality there are awkward discrepancies... — Eileen Chang
Show me a novelist – or, indeed, a reader – who wasn’t a socially awkward, self-conscious adolescent, prone to clumsiness and excessive reading and I’ll…… — Unknown Author
One must not be afraid of a little silence. Some find silence awkward or oppressive. But a relaxed approach to dialogue will include the welcoming… — Robert K. Greenleaf
One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger. — Peter Kay
The most awkward means are adequate to the communication of authentic experience, and the finest words no compensation for lack of it. It is for… — Ananda Coomaraswamy
Run for your lives-the computers are invading. Awesomely powerful computers tackling ever more important tasks with awkward, old-fashioned interfaces. As these machines leak into every… — Alan Cooper
We had fun just messing around and being awkward like they would be awkward. There's always that stage in a friendship when you wonder whether… — Emma Watson
You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out. — Janet Evanovich
I felt very awkward and out of place in school. Not popular, not attractive, not special in any way and I was longing for love… — Madonna Ciccone
We don't live in a shared reality, we each live in a reality of our own, and causing upset is often the price of trying… — Frankie Boyle

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