Avoid Fruits Quotes by Jim Davis

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Jim Davis has 30 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
• Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.
• Good morning is a contradiction of terms.
• Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
• You'd have to go a long way to find someone who was more proud and grateful for what our veterans have done…
• There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can…
• I didn't have a whole lot of success getting dates, I was always a bit of a geek.
• I stop short of being a workaholic.
• He who fills His pockets with the Rocks of Misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune.
• Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield
• Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you…
• If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen

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