Jim Davis Quotes

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• Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
• Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.
• Good morning is a contradiction of terms.
• Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
• You'd have to go a long way to find someone who was more proud and grateful for what our veterans have done for all of…
• There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the…
• I didn't have a whole lot of success getting dates, I was always a bit of a geek.
• I stop short of being a workaholic.
• He who fills His pockets with the Rocks of Misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune.
• Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield
• Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.
• If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen
• When in doubt, pig out!
• An imagination is a powerful tool. It can tint memories of the past, shade perceptions of the present, or paint a future so vivid that…
• I never met a lasagna I didn't like
• It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.
• In my head, the sky is blue, the grass is green and cats are orange.
• Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you! Garfield: Feed me.
• Great chefs know it's the appearance of food that counts...but great eaters know its the amount of food that counts
• There is never a need to outrun anything you can outwit.

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