Average Person Quotes

154 Average Person quotes by 137 unique authors

I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead. — Demetri Martin
The average celebrity meets, in one year, ten times the amount of people that the average person meets in his entire life. — Jack Nicholson
The average person's ear weighs what you are, not what you were. — Francis Quarles
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. — Andy Rooney
I probably have a higher opinion of my writing than the average person, at least when I'm in a good mood, but I don't really… — Wallace Shawn
There is nothing more fearful for the average person in our society than to stand before a group of people and speak. — Charles R. Swindoll
There is no such thing as an average person. They really are guidelines for people to grapple with the unknown, and we can always surprise… — Daniel Tammet
I think the average person thinks I'm a nut and I deserve whatever happens to me. — Mike Tyson
I didn't get to college until my 20s, because I was a young father on welfare and had to take all kind of jobs to… — Michael Eric Dyson
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. — George Carlin
I claim to be no more than the average person with less than average ability. I have not the shadow of a doubt that any… — Mahatma Gandhi
Whenever I read statistical reports, I try to imagine my unfortunate contemporary, the Average Person, who, according to these reports, has 0.66 children, 0.032 cars,… — KatÃ³ Lomb
According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means… — Jerry Seinfeld
A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death… — Jerry Seinfeld
I'm never overwhelmed or under it either; just nicely whelmed. I'm OK. Nothing spectacular but sometimes special. I look in the mirror and see this… — Cecelia Ahern
We have the whitest kitchens and the most shining bathrooms in the world. But in the lovely white kitchen the average [person] can’t produce a… — Raymond Chandler
Meditation is not a way of making your mind quiet. It is a way of entering into the quiet that is already there - buried… — Deepak Chopra
I am not more gifted than anybody else. I am just more curious than the average person and I will not give up a problem… — Albert Einstein
I wonder...would you rather have 100 from an average person or 10 from someone who is outstanding — Kanye West
Everybody has the same energy potential. The average person wastes his in a dozen little ways. I bring mine to bear on one thing only:… — Pablo Picasso
Most of us appear to believe that we are more athletic, intelligent, organized, ethical, logical, interesting, open-minded, and healthy-not to mention more attractive-than the average… — Daniel Gilbert
The average person is still under the aberrant delusion that food should be somebody else's responsibility until I'm ready to eat it. — Joel Salatin
I'm an average person. Is just that I like reading. — Haruki Murakami
I think that you are the liar!" I say, my voice quaking. "You tell me you love me, you trust me, you think I'm more… — Veronica Roth
We've got a form of brainwashing going on in our country…. Do you know how they brainwash people? They repeat something over and over. And… — Morrie Schwartz

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