Autoeroticism Quotes by Scott Roeben

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• I was on a game show. When I lost, they gave me a lovely parting gift. It was a comb.
• Those prizes in Cracker Jacks are a joke. I once got a magnifying glass. It was so poorly made, ants were laughing…
• They say God has existed from the beginning of time and will exist beyond the end of time. Can you imagine trying…
• As a lover, I'm about as impressive as a magician on the radio.
• Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.
• What's the most popular pastime in America? Autoeroticism, hands down.
• I'm a terrible lover. I've actually given a woman an anti-climax.
• I have no luck with women. I once went on a date and asked the woman if she'd brought any protection. She…
• I once dated a girl on the track team. It didn't work out. She kept giving me the runaround.

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