Aunt Quotes

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If the aunt of the vicar has never touched liquor, watch out when she finds the Champagne. — Rudyard Kipling
But the saints are never the kind of killjoy spinster aunts who go in for faultfinding and lack all sense of humor. (Nor should the… — Hans Urs von Balthasar
Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America's obesity statistics. Personally, I love Thanksgiving traditions: watching… — Stephen Colbert
All my aunts in the Phillipines, they look at me and say 'Darreeeeeen! You so thin! Eat!' — Darren Criss
My brother has two children now, so I've been playing aunt Renee. They're two and four. It's chaos. Moms out there, kudos to you. The… — Renee Zellweger
Theyre not group animals, theyre completely solitary, so if the babys mother is taken away, theres no system of aunts ... their whole system is… — Joanna Lumley
I felt like I was an outsider. I think what happened to me made me develop this street sense of watching people and working out… — Tobey Maguire
I want to be the coolest aunt in the entire world. — Bailee Madison
Many forms, sizes and colors, I think there are heroes in sports, in life...It would be clichÃ© to say my dad, my granddad. I think… — George Eads
I used to be Amish. I had to stay a lot with my grandparents or aunts and uncles who are Amish, so I was sort… — Verne Troyer
Ten years ago, desalination was the crazy aunt in the attic. That's changed. It is now entering the mainstream and being taken seriously. — Barry Nelson
My mom was always pretty supportive. She saw me do plays and she'd always act out the parts I did. My aunt, who played a… — Angela Bassett
It was a mystery to me. To that awful black-and-white farm, with that aunt who was dressed badly, with smelly farm animals around when she… — John Waters
It was my mom and I against the world. We lived in New York in this bohemian lifestyle where an extended group of artists and… — Brooke Shields
I didn't come from a background where I saw a lot of loving couples. All my aunts and uncles were either split up or fighting… — George Lopez
So while the name Redskins is only a bit offensive, itâ€™s extremely tacky and datedâ€”like an old aunt who still talks about â€˜colored peopleâ€™ or… — David Plotz
Actual evidence I have none, But my aunt's charwoman's sister's son Heard a policeman, on his beat Say to a housemaid in Downing Street That… — Reginald Arkell
I only wanted Uncle Vernon standing by his own car (a Hudson) on a clear day, I got him and the car. Ialso got a… — Lee Friedlander
My Aunt Ida at age eighty-three: 'Yeah,' she said, 'I'll be dead pretty soon. And frankly, I don't give a damn.' — Edward Abbey
On a hot day in Virginia, I know nothing more comforting than a fine spiced pickle, brought up trout-like from the sparkling depths of the… — Thomas Jefferson

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