"If the aunt of the vicar has never……" — Rudyard Kipling
"If the aunt of the vicar has never touched liquor, watch out when she finds the Champagne."
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223 Quotes by Rudyard Kipling
Rudyard Kipling has 223 quotes on this site.
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And when your back stops aching and your hands begin to harden, You will find yourself a partner in the…
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Being kissed by a man who didn't wax his moustache was-like eating an egg without salt.
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No printed word, nor spoken plea can teach young minds what they should be. Not all the books on all…
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For the sin they do by two and two they must pay for one by one.
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Oh, Adam was a gardener, and God who made him sees That half a proper gardener's work is done upon…
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I've just read that I am dead. Don't forget to delete me from your list of subscribers.
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I have stated it plain, an' my argument's thus ( It's all one, says the Sapper) There's only one Corps…
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Not getting what you want either means you don't want it enough, or you have been dealing too long with…
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Never praise a sister to a sister, in the hope of your compliments reaching the proper ears.
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The 'eathen in 'is blindness must end where 'e began. But the backbone of the Army is the non-commissioned man!
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... he became an officer and a gentleman, which is an enviable thing;
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Cat said, 'I am not a friend, and I am not a Servant. I am the Cat who walks by…
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More Aunt Quotes
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My aunt used to call me light bulb head because my head is small at the bottom and bigger at…
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It is not possible to create peace in the Middle East by jeopardizing the peace of the world.
— Aneurin Bevan
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The Middle East is hopeful. There's hope there.
— Joe Biden
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Mental illness can happen to anybody. You can be a dustman, a politician, a Tesco worker... anyone. It could be…
— Frank Bruno
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I remember a great America where we made everything. There was a time when the only thing you got from…
— Cher
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I would not be a good mother. I mean, I love being an aunt to my niece and nephew. And…
— Kelly Clarkson
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Our house was always full of grandparents and aunts and uncles and cousins.
— Bryan Clay
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I had my Aunt Rosie, who was famous and then not, so I got a lesson in fame early on.…
— George Clooney
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Tori's my legal name. My niece and nephews, they all call me Aunt Ellen, because I went by my middle…
— Tori Amos
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I love San Francisco so much. I call it the Emerald City and have been coming here since 1992. I…
— Andy Cohen
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Layers are not difficult for me. You have the luxury of takes, so if you feel like, say, you did…
— Gillian Anderson
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My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
— Unknown Author
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