Assistant Quotes

190 quotes by 174 authors

I have the satisfaction that I have here quoted him as someone's assistant does not have my own identity, who are here today or tomorrow,… — Mak_786
I wanted to touch the highestpeak of success but did not accept the deal for me at all - not increased beyond the rank of… — Mak_786
My assistant is to be gang-raped by a gang of one. — Ari Gold
I think this time, I'm gonna give you an offer that you can't refuse!, applying for the 'personal assistant' position of Vince McMahon. — Stacy Keibler
I wonder what the job titles are at Trojan Condoms? Gap Analyst? Lubrication Assistant? Package Consultant? Lol any ideas? — Brian Zilinek
At 14, I was fired from Burger King. I had a runny nose and the assistant manager didn't like me! — Kate Walsh
Whenever I got a call from Shonda's assistant, I'm like, 'Am I in trouble?' I always assume I'm in trouble, it still feels a little… — Kate Walsh
I've worked in many offices myself, yes. I get paid a little bit more than the six dollars and twenty five cents an hour I… — Rainn Wilson
You maybe understand myself as a great spamer. But I'm understood myself as a good assistant of historical authors. — Mak_786
I have a terrible memory. I'm good with faces, but I have so many thoughts going through my head that I need a personal assistant… — Kyle MacDonald

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