Assistant Quotes

190 quotes by 177 authors

I was an assistant once. I worked for Rob Reiner and his family. I did sign a confidentiality agreement, though. — Cheryl Hines
I grew up in Los Angeles. I still remember when I was a junior in high school studying for the SATs. I had my job… — Cody Horn
Once Joe Paterno learned that his former assistant coach Jerry Sandusky was showering with a young boy in the Penn State football locker room, he… — Christine Pelosi
Equality is not when a female Einstein gets promoted to assistant professor: Equality is when a female schlemiel moves ahead as fast as a male… — Ewald B Nyquist
A side chick is an 'assistant girlfriend' you like her, you just don't claim her or pay taxes on her. A booty call is just… — Erica Handy
Women tend to like nice clothes. If you have no fashion sense, go to a store where there is a sales assistant to help you… — Superman
I think what we ought to be focusing on is that we are on path for the release of 75,000 pages of documents in connection… — Alberto Gonzales
I like the fact that we have all the teams in the tournament. When I first got here as an assistant, not everyone made the… — Tim Buckley
Later in that administration, I was asked to take a job which I had to turn down as Assistant Secretary of State for Economic Affairs… — Lloyd Cutler
I was able to go from stage hand to floor manager to assistant director to director in a year because there was just no one… — Richard Lester
Well, actually yes, in 1988. There was a warrant for me because my assistant hadn't paid a ticket of mine. — Esai Morales
I hadn't even watched '24' before, and the audition was kind of far away. When I got the material, there wasn't a character yet, so… — Mary Lynn Rajskub
I think I've got an outstanding defensive assistant staff that's really going to help us have consistent, strong defenses. And offensively, we have an excellent… — Steve Spurrier
There's this wonderful first assistant and he'll be saying, 'Now Harry goes down among the dragons.' You have to hold yourself together. Because if you… — Maggie Smith
You were driving because you are my assistant. And thats what my assistant does he drives me around when I get sh*t-hammered. — Kenny Powers
Kiff I'm heading to the restroom, and I'll be needing an assistant.....Oh, sorry, you're crying like a woman. — Zapp Brannigan
I'm just wondering where my time went, it pulled a disappearing act and every single assistant I ever had got sawed in half. — Sage Francis
It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics . . . dope and all that crap. It's a thousand times better than whiskey… — Louis Armstrong
For me there are many ways to teach; it doesn't have to be at a university. I might be a teaching assistant for one more… — Greg Graffin
I was living day by day, working as a dental assistant, living on Easy Mac and Spaghettios. — Kendra Wilkinson

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