Best Aspirin Sayings

70 Aspirin quotes by 66 unique authors

A couple drinks. A couple aspirin. Repeat. — Chuck Palahniuk
I'll cab it home." "Naw. I'll hang until you're through. Then I'll drag you back to your apartment. Watch you throw up for an hour.… — J R Ward
And I left the aspirin next to the phone with a tall glass of water. Figured you weren’t going to be able to make it… — J R Ward
She is the elephant’s eyebrows,” Evie whispered appreciatively. “Those jewels! How her neck must ache.” “That’s why Bayer makes aspirin,” Mabel whispered back, and Evie… — Libba Bray
Most things in this world don´t work, aspirin do. — Kurt Vonnegut
You've got to learn to let go and let your children fall, and fail. If you try to protect them from hurt, and always rush… — Anne Lamott
Girls are always saying things like, “I’m so unhappy that I’m going to overdose on aspirin,” but they’d be awfully surprised if they succeeded. They… — Rachel Klein
You know, back in my days, they used Bayer aspirin for contraception. The gals put it between their knees, and it wasn't that costly. — Foster Friess
No pills, not even aspirin, and certainly no supplements ever enter my mouth - everything I need comes from my fish and vegetarian diet, which… — David H. Murdock
If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two aspirin and Keep… — George Sand
Many people pray as if God is a big aspirin pill; they come only when they hurt. Don't pray when it rains if you don't… — Keesling Moraiji Tatenda
There are many types of pain. The only one that aspirin won't help is a hurting heart. That's why there is alcohol — Brian D. McLaren
George Brett could get good wood on an aspirin. — Unknown Author
Many people pray as if God were a big aspirin pill; they come only when they hurt. — Unknown Author
You could tell I'm paper stackin, when you see my old school Chevy Capris Classic. Plus I got the speakers blastin, bangin, ride with me,… — Short Dawg
I now realize that taking drugs was like taking an aspirin without having a headache. — Paul McCartney
We are close to dead. There are faces and bodies like gorged maggots on the dance floor, on the highway, in the city, in the… — Norman Mailer
Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take… — Carlin Whisler
When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says. — Hussein Nishah
I Can Give A HEADACHE To An ASPIRIN — Ritu Ghatourey

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